None of the ol' ultra-violence will make it to the screen. I think the idea of a group that work to keep superheroes in line could be very interesting — especially considering the cavalcade of super stars that will be hitting the screen for the next 5 years.

How small the crowd of haters must be. If we made 10,000 phone calls at random, maybe .05% would have heard of Ennis' work at all.

Rating
They will have to soften the action in this to get even an R. Might be altered to Wanted levels.

At least she got 50 years in prison for it.

So
I guess this film isn't going to raise the value of that first issue of the Jonah Hex comic I have. Darn.

Funny lyrics
My favorite song so far is Over. "I know way too many people here right now
That I didn't know last year, who the fuck are y'all?" I keep imagining his publicist answering that question:

Chutney Cox

Well, if you do actually sit near thousands of the top .01 % wage "earners," it is within your power to make the world a better place just by setting fire to your office and blocking the door on your way out. You have the power!

Do douche kits actually come with a purpose-built bag? If so, do the Malaysians making them know what they are making?

Really? Are they all receiving TARP funds?

Scrubbers, your balls are too small. I like em meaty! Try again.

"We get mistake for bums by our own friends, when we're hailing a cab in midtown. Surprise, surprise nobody picks us up."

What ever happened to combing your hair and putting on some decent clothes for a publicity shot? You know, there is some middle ground between Lady Gaga and the "I've been working on my thesis for 72 hours straight" look.

Dance
I can't wait to do that Marmaduke dance at weddings this summer!

Mohammed reviewed movies? That guy wouldn't even go to a mountain top. I doubt he could be arsed to sit through Bonfire of the Vanities. I think he might have taken his wife to the Fairly Oddparents movie though. She was really into that.

So are we agreeing with Ebert or not? I thought his health problems and Twitter feed had made him a hero among movie nerds again.

Pearl Jam
Eddie Vedder's fingerpicking/claw-hammer was more intricate than I would have thought him capable of.

Krasinski's nose is wrong for any character except a young Karl Malden.

Sigh
As an xbox 360 owner and baseball fan, this makes me sad. Then again, if I missed playing Fable 2, I would be more sad. Too bad there can't be an awesome baseball game on both platforms.

When you think about it, we all die alone.