$20 bucks for a game to help nana learn to use the mouse? Seems like a decent value.

Chloe Sevingy
Looked amazing with that straight hair. If I were in that audience at the end (although I can't imagine being at a Republican victory speech) I would be all all like, "Damn, this dude has three HOT wives. What an amazing dude!"

Sure, Saving Private Ryan was OK. I mean, it was no Crank: High Voltage.

I don't even own a television! Just my trusty teletypewriter.

Training Day was awesome
The company provided pizza for lunch and then they let us go an hour early!

put me in the latter of the camps described above

Not that I'll be lining up on opening day, but this looks better than I thought it would. If I had to take a kid to the movies, this would be at least tolerable.

I think the grade is too low and she is breaking the fourth wall with her assessment of Bill. Too many plot lines? Don't be a pussy! I hear they keep the number of plot lines down on According to Jim.

I've never heard this version before. I like it a better than CCRs

That's a paddlin'

Do rap choirs always sound this terrible? It reminded me of something a bunch white dorks (like me) would do at a wedding reception for a laugh.

Didn't Peter Frampton use a vocoder with his guitar? Blowing our minds by making his guitar talk?

By the way, Emperor Jim, have you ever seen a picture of the king of av club, Nathan Rabin? You should look it up if you're ever in the mood to be really angry.

I wear a hearing aid I don't need because I am a hipster who is hopelessly behind the times.

You're all wrong. It said "Necrobutcher sucks a fat dick"

I saw a documentary on some polygamists in BC, Canada. (I live in Nova Scotia, Canada.) Anyways, one of the things that stood out to me is that the wives were required to sleep with their hands above the covers lest they engage in an lesbian sex acts. I remember thinking, "This is why I would make a bad polygamist; I…

Grade
Are you grading the episode or what you think of Bill? This is a brilliant bit of drama and your grade seems to be based on what you would think if you were Bill's daughter.

Well they have 6 ski poles and 6 skis, couldn't they tie them all together somehow and get close enough to the ground to make it safely? I assume the answer is "no" for some reason.

Good suggestion quirk, but I can't think of a bad ass depiction of the devil in movies or TV — well maybe when he was on Fantasy Island.

Move in
Frank moved in with Liz because he had a fire in his apartment, they didn't move in together to get over their vices. That just happened later. It's very important that you don't misrepresent this plot point!