I wish I could fix my error. oh well

If I were Nicholas Sparks…
I would celebrate the final draft of my latest novel by rolling a spliff, cracking the first of many beers, and crank "I Make Money" on my ridiculously expensive sound system.

The Preacher was pretty badass
Saint of Killers was more badass, but that was a little much.

Bachelor pad
That disco and a beer scene is brilliant. That is one with-it cat.

If the damage raccoons were able to do to my garbage can/bungee cord setup is any indication, they are, indeed, VERY strong and tenacious. I almost accidentally cornered one outside my house one night, but I decided, "Fuck it, you can have the garbage." And then I started putting the trash in the shed like I should…

Lyrics
Simon Cowell had to be joking when he said that. I didn't see it, but even he can't be that callow, can he?

and I meant to say "in the mail"

@Ears well, I think I heard it correctly. My wife heard it the same way. I'll send it down to the lab for audio analysis and "get back to ya!"

When I hear a cover I hate, which is most of them, I comfort myself with the thought that the composer is getting a fat, unexpected royalty check in the while the turds doing the cover are basically doing it for the nookie.

Another great line: "You've masturbated yourself into a sodomite."

Was Public Enemy considered gangsta? I always pegged NWA as the first gangsta group, but my knowledge of the subject is hardly irrefutable.

I wonder how much it costs to buy ad time during Letterman or Conan. Just curious. I'm surprised these shows make enough revenue to pay the hosts the millions.

How long can Curt Conners just be showing up and not turning into the frikkin Lizard?!?

I expect those clubs would charge a lot more.

Along came Lou with the old baboon and said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers, that beaver eats Taco Bell."

Tiger is "quite serious about his sport"? How about that.

That would be a waste of a suicide bomber.

I'm blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-da…

Breeder…yeesh. I get equally not bothered when someone calls me a honky.

But in the Guitar Hero pantheon, Tom Morello is a much easier boss to beat than Slash.