Sheeeeeit, that Winston Churchill story is classic!

I dunno, he kinda looks like this guy:

Aaaaand, now it's been corrected and everyone looks insane.

In Russia, suicide commits to alcohol.

Isn't it comforting to know that there are still parts of the world where children are named "Herbert"?

George Harrison used to reply to requests for autographs by saying, "No, I couldn't possibly…it's Thursday."

I'm looking forward to the Necromancer fight a lot more than the excruciating singing-and-dancing Dwarves-cleaning-up scene.

This Fellowship ain't about exotic olyphaunts! It's about LOVE, you stupid piece of shit!

HAHAHAHA FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!

Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I assure you…my heart is breaking.

I don't think it's very hard to understand the change.

It's ridiculous to argue that any bill which actually recieves unanimous support in the House of Commons could possibly be bad policy.

Wally Wolodarsky was the voice of Kylie the Opossum in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

I know what you mean, OP.

I have to disagree with you.

If she were actually a very long-lived con artist, why would she make them wait at all? Why wouldn't she have fooled them into being her slaves immediately?

What a terrific thread.

With increasingly awkward close ups.

I love telling people who are under the age of 30 to watch this movie, because it's basically torture for them. The only theory I can come up with is that a part of their brain hasn't fully formed yet.

The Nazis?