She puts mascara in her eyebrows. That's pretty weird.

That picture of McCartney's kid is AMAZING.

Pat Smear's dream always was to make love to giant…

Is it still slashfic when it's two dudes?

She has a mini Santa Cecilia statue!

"wanting to contribute to humanity’s corpus of knowledge"

Is that really what you did FIRST, you writhing sack of cancer?

I support books and movies that will convince White Trash to name their daughters "Katniss". It's helpful to have a shorthand.

I liked the mock horror on the President's face as Leo and John stand there: "Is there nayone left who's not?"

Careful now, SPOILERS — calling Bruno a 'mercenary' threatens to ruin the most shocking scene in the last three seasons of the show.

I find it implausible that the White House would be expected to comment on a fire in Riyadh in the first place.

That is, in fact, the *exact* argument that the President uses to convince her to accept the Secret Service protection he's arranged for her.

I do love the little references to Canada that the writers would throw in…

That's fucking terrifying.

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Except for the fact that a shape-shifting race would have no reason to seed planets with the humanoid form, that would have been cool.

"Cause and Effect" is the only other good thing he'd done.

The fact is, the idea of "Space Rome" is stupid.

Klingons *only* perform cunnilingus when the female is bleeding.

Nice to see you, sir.