There is almost nothing I understand about Valentine's Day.

This joke made me so, so sad.

This was my favorite comment so far today.

Sending your employees to "school" aka indoctrination makes them feel more special, makes them feel committed, and helps reduce turn-over.

Reverse vampire?

Signed, Mia Farrow

Oh man. You have made me like The Graduate so much more now.

I also was unaware of its existence and had to Google. I feel like Tobias is getting paid by McDonald's for the boost in internet searches.

"shared enthusiasm for kale" is my new favorite dismissive phrase.  I also had to Google what a McDLT is. Conclusion: Scott Tobias hates vegetables.

That's how I ease into most of my romantic relationships. Spend some time with them AND friends at first, then eliminate the friends from the evening if things are looking promising.  That, or just get really drunk together and hook up.  Thus concludes kimstaff's dating advice lecture.

I actually heard that earlier in this comments section.

That Dick implied you were gay and therefore bad. You win the round.

Yeah, I have to immediately "hide" those stories on facebook. But I was never in a war.

Danny Devito just sent out a tweet about Rhea Pearlman's new show, so I guess they're still close, which is nice.

This is just me being crazy, but that's exactly what I assumed when I first heard the news. Of course, my view of marriage and my assumption in this case are somewhat tainted by the fact that my mom told me when i was about 14, "All men cheat. All men cheat."

Cat-swinging?

I hate when men shave their chests.  Haaaaate.

Especially if your mom is your dad's beard.

And now you're rooming me with that scruffy nerf-herder?

Forgive my ignorance, but don't wrestlers compete in weight classes?  Why would it matter if the kid is older?  Or is this an issue of "man strength" vs boy strength?