So the son's name could be "Rolan Bolan"?

Meg White?

"Here's an app. Go direct a Star War."

That relates to my (and apparently others') theory about Archie being the intended target.

Well, did I? Still haven't watched the show…

Well, did I? Still haven't watched the show…

How absurdly dismissive and overly-simplistic your attitude is towards your "friends."

Korea?

His biography is pretty fascinating

Has anyone floated the idea yet that the person who killed Jason was trying to kill Archie? I have no idea what the motive would be, but it occurred to me after Blossom mom commented to Archie how much he looks like Jason…

COFFEE CAKE

Why does Discuss randomly switch between accounts? Why, besides to make me the World's Angriest AV Club Commenter?

Well if she said it, i missed it, but David definitely talks about it when he's trying to see his father's face in the memory.

Or that Dad killed Mom and Dad used the book to indoctrinate David into thinking that David killed Mom. Not sure how Sister would play into all of this.

David said that and we clearly know his version of what has happened is not reliable.

Regardless of how not good your ears are, I'm assuming you at least didn't think David's childhood dog's name was "Cake"

It's canon!

I'd expect there is at least a small demographic of Christian movie-goers (Christian-movie goers?) who would not appreciate greedy, cynical attempts for getting their money by producers who actually don't care about their faith.

Like LEAVING THE GODDAMN DOOR OPEN IN GODDAMN JULY!

"The one set of footsteps were when I was rolling beside you"