Humankind is largely genetically programmed to hate/fear snakes from birth, but many of us overcome it.  For some people, the fear sticks and for others, the programming gets a little haywired and babies come out of the womb fearing even harmless animals like puppies and bunny rabbits…

I'd find it more likely that he was Waldo and was wily enough to stab Drew in the ass.  I could totally see Arlo hitting on a woman at a drive-in and telling he the unavailability of her "snatch" was irrelevant.

This story has too much awesomeness.  Tone it down, next time.

I hope I'm wrong, but I could see her stupidly trying to avenge Billy by attacking Boyd.

I am genuinely afraid that Billy's sister will be Boyd's downfall.  I could see us getting distracted by all the more obviously-menacing threats like Wynn and Johnny, only to have the one who finally does him in be that little blonde…or Ellie May.

There's definitely a type that pulls that move.  Usually someone who can't manufacture a clever or charming greeting, so they pull that shit instead.

I got pretty wet doing a keg stand once. Does that count?

Art: "You've got a LOVELY family, ma'm…"

Ron Livingston seems like a bit of a dick.  I guess he's probably bitter from having random strangers shout about TPS reports in his direction.

Yeah, he's in my kitchen right now.

No way. The Cell's on the South Side of Chicago.  I think Neo-Nazis probably only like bowling, rugby, and high school football.

I knew a few of those in high school.  SHARPS, they were called. (SkinHeads Against Racial Prejudice)

I had no idea this happened.  I smirked at Idris Elba as a Norse god, but i certainly didn't have a problem with it.

Wait, it was alleged that they weren't white?  Or they were white alleged non-supremacists?

So I set down my laptop to do a couple things around the room.  As I was tidying and whatnot, i noticed that this picture seemed to follow me.  I even loaded a different article to see if the header pic would do the same thing.  Nope, just this one.  Just old constipated Bobby DeNiro watching my every move,…

Dude. Your mom rules.

Dude. Your mom rules.

My friends talked their mom into taking us to see Species. She and I absolutely cracked up when the alien stuck her tongue through the sleazy guy's head.  At that moment, I felt closer to her than I ever will my own mother.

My friends talked their mom into taking us to see Species. She and I absolutely cracked up when the alien stuck her tongue through the sleazy guy's head.  At that moment, I felt closer to her than I ever will my own mother.

Someone brought up Chinese food in another message board and now i desperately want General Tso's.