Yeah, I agree.  The characters felt relatively real to me, aside from the Australian guy.  Definitely reminded me a bit of parts of my neighborhood growing up.

Yeah, I think it's intentional to reflect an someone with an immature vocabulary trying to sound cooler and older.  I laughed several times b/c it reminded me of my friends and I at like 13 or 14…

I'm not a fashion expert or anything, but isn't there usually some extra cloth between the tie and your (apparently sweaty) neck?

When you say it all in a list like that, it sounds like most of my really horrible airport experiences.

Even Christians aren't so dumb as to believe the argument that an omniscient, omnipresent being can only handle one task at once.

Probably.  But today I will be rooting for the Denver Tebows.

The Kurt Cobains of Kirkwood Lane.

"The Suicides of Subway Sandwich"

ADULTS KNOW HOW TO USE SEMICOLONS!

Huh?

Oddly enough, James Spader would have been a good replacement, but he wasted his fictional-boss-tag-in on the office.

I laughed so loud at this, I scared a cat right out of the room.

Man there are so many comments on this article that are turning me off of penises forever.

Sean likes to play it cool, but he's a big sensitive sweetie.

this is actually in response to one of poot's comments, though I'll bump the love for glazo.
How long before "Mr. Penis-Arms" registered AVC name?

Scottish people I've known have also called it the pinky.

@ Muffin, malcontent obviously didn't realize it was an Americanism.  Horse's Ass.
EDIT:
Horse's Arse.

Reading that interview just made me angry.

Wait, doesn't the kid have Sandra Bullock left?  I thought orphans had 0 parents… Or are we talking about something else?

Once again, Pinkie Fisticuffs cuts to the real beef of the burger.