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Cheez-its Cripes
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I've fought a lot of lower back pain in my lifetime, with a few bouts of being completely down and out. I'm not sure if you have a good diagnosis of what's going on with you, but for me, the really bad times ended as soon as I realized i needed to stretch my hamstrings pretty regularly. Don't bounce, though. I

I haven't ridden their latest coaster yet. Cheetah Hunt? Is that the newest one? I'm a local, and I really like Busch Gardens, especially when I could go and just ride the roller coasters.

More un-science here: I think my wife got sick maybe ONCE throughout my two years of constant colds. We're just not as prepared somehow for the onslaught.
Oh, and I caught my kid putting her mouth on a metal rail at effing Disney World this past weekend. She's wasn't happy only bringing US germs into the house -

What are people there saying about Lincecum? He was intriguing as a non-roided out guy who excelled. But in the past 2 years, he's seemed to come down to earth.

Our Rays are bargain shopping, as usual. It looks like the rumors of our trading Price were only rumors. I think he's a good-to-very-good pitcher, but wasn't full on great last year. But he's really taken on a mentoring role to the endless supply of young pitchers that we bring up every year. What I really, really

I'm going to have a toddler sneeze directly into the Disqus comments box on my screen and sit back and see the results.

As a veteran of that process, I'd say get used to it. I was sniffling, sneezing of coughing, off and on, for a solid 2 years after Baby Cheezits went off to daycare. It's like an odd experiment to see just how many strains of the common cold virus there are in the world.
However, since then, I've almost never been

How about "Elian Gonzalez's ride is here"

Yes! Seconded on Queef Latina. I think there are a lot of potential band names in the land of AVC commenter names.
(Doy.. sorry, Cookie)

Opaaaa! True, but our Easter is typically later because the Greek Jesus is never on time to anything. At least that's what we used to tell our Catholic friends.

See those downvotes? That's what happens when you say stupid things on this part of the interwebs now.

Those issues were planted well underground.

This is totally insane, but I'm intrigued.  Depending on what you're trying to do here, I could offer some free techie advice.

Plugs are easy!  Remember to put that anti-seize jelly-like stuff on the threads of the new ones.  It's usually in a tiny packet at the cash register of the parts place.  On older cars, sometimes the plug wires go bad, too, and those are really easy to DIY.  Do *not* cheap out on the replacement wires, though.  I was

Try hating disqus more

"Congratulations, you got the part. The pointy part…. of this weapon".
Stage direction: "read this like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

Up yours for posting this before I could!!

I'm getting too old for this sssssssssssss sound this pipe makes.

*GASP*
You're brutally.. you're a brutal.. I hate you! (runs off to room and slams door)

You may be freaked out to hear that Wawa is trying to invade Florida.  There are suddenly Wawa's under construction on every corner here.  My daughter loves that you order food by touch screen.