Hearing a humorous remark while he drinks milk makes Biden diggle.

One of my favorite things ever recorded: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

May I suggest a viewing of Vampire's Kiss? If you hate Nic Cage, you'll love seeing him in a role where everything he's doing is just all manner of wrong. I don't remember any single part of that movie, as I watched it while saying aloud many, many times, "what is he doing?? why is doing that?? was this part done on…

AV Club human centipede.

And many of the cockpit controls have been shot out with a large caliber handgun.

If he didn't fake his own death, how did Elvis get the Aaliyah autograph? Huh? HUH??!!

2016? Just guessing by year reputation

My memory of that was that he totally owned up to it, in a 100% sincere, non-comical way. That's why no one cares. No one thinks at all that he got away with it because he confessed, apologized and did it on his show and not as a half-page statement read by his attorney.
It's entirely possible you're just being a…

Hi! It looks like you are trying to be full of shit. How can I help?

"IPL"?? You've outed yourself as a former IBM'er.

Our hero, sticking it (rightly) to the Mountain time zoners.

That's exactly what I do using Directv Now, but for $35 a month. I was the only one in our house that was watching TV this way (everyone else is a streamer). Now I pay like $100 less for it.

This was the most "easy there, Shecky" line in the whole review.

Logged in just to like this. This is the feeling I have most nowadays.

Now that I'm on a desktop computer and pulled my pants up to complainin' height, I'm back.
There's no ad-block on mobile Safari, unfortunately. In fact, Apple has made changes in the past few versions of their iPhone OS to stop a-holes from taking users away from a website and into the App Store app without their…

I can't read this or any article because this site repeatedly opens up the App Store to Game of War. Like every ten seconds or so. Won't be back until this stops.

Humblebrag!

Nice to see AV Club being an early adopter of the HTML5 "farrrrrt" tag. Seems to only work on IE, or that browser may fart indiscriminately.
There's a large man in a college letterman jacket yelling something at me. What is it, young man? Oh, I'm a nerd. Uh oh.

Some of my fans may have exaggerated about me, mostly in the miracle and re-animation areas.

My Montgomery Biscuits t-shirt arrives this week! I could no longer live life as a person who doesn't own a shirt with a smiling biscuit on it.