I'm just going to assume Morrison is sucking for two here.

Tony Shalhoub!

Lon Chaney as the Phantom of the Opera.

Shun him!

C'mon, Charlie Kaufman, some of us have work in the morning.

No one else should be allowed to play Jeff's father.  If he won't do the show, Jeff's father just never shows up.

I give slavery a D!  No, no…a D minus!

CRISIS ALERT!  Video of Richard Erdman in what appears to be a hospital gown emerges: 
http://www.twitvid.com/PCRAB

Felled by a rancid scone, perhaps.

In her Reddit AMA Gillian Jacobs said she didn't expect we'd be seeing any more of John Oliver.  Which leads me to suspect we'll be hearing about Duncan having snuffed it.

"Intercourse," what a gentleman.

Turner & Hooch?  I know Ethan Hawke's character's name was Hooch.

Given this entre, I feel a mention of Jonathan Ames' Most Phallic Building in the World contest is called for:  
http://cabinetmagazine.org/…

Hey y'all remember that building that's like a bunch of white boxes stacked on each other so it looks like it might Jenga at any moment?? Whatever that building is they should make a movie that involves it.

Just a better performance of worse songs.

You're the worst.

I haven't enjoyed an episode as thoroughly since the '06-'07 season.

Hating theater kids is my right as an American.

You come up with that one yourself?

I bet he has Google Alerts set up for some incredibly specific things like "penguin assassins" and "diamond-encrusted blunderbuss."  All the things that interest Nic Cage.