Definitely true.

Oh man, when George Lucas reads these comments he's gonna feel like a real asshole!

In my wildest dreams, I never thought it would be this beautiful.

What's the matter with Kansas?  Why can't they get a show?

I was under the impression he was buried in the chapel at the Academy of the Overrated.

Math nerds are in an ongoing relationship with baseball.  I think they might last.

Were you cognizant of its status as a devil town?

I wish it was a dig at Phil Collins.  But no, really it was just a reference to that early eighties gated drums 'n' synthesizer sound that I associate with both.

We're not made of keystrokes, man.

I think Bon Iver was trying to Franzen the Grammy's Oprah's Book Club.

I've listened to their album three or four times without ever consciously noticing I was listening to music.  I just start the album up distractedly then an hour later I notice there's no longer music playing and I have a sense of having heard something recently that sounded like it had been recorded by a former lead…

I felt way worse for Lana Del Rey last night than I did when she performed on the show.  It would have been better for her if she'd just been made fun of.  It wouldn't have been anything that hadn't been written (over and over again) on the internet and in the press in the intervening weeks.  But SNL apparently felt…

If you're familiar with Joseph Campbell you know that, really, it's the only story that's ever been told.

Yes, that's what I was trying to get across when I said "People in the developing world get an ample helping of both."  I really meant people who work in manufacturing and agriculture.  It's in developing countries where those jobs are the most common ones, but of course there are plenty of people employed in things…

I'm disappointed because I feel like I was just starting to get to know The Firm.  The Firm was the guy who wore the suit, right?  And talked?  He seemed to really like those things.  But now I'll never know WHY.

So what will Bridget get up to this time?  If you answered "reading mommy blogs and looking at pictures of cats," you have an unreasonable expectation of realism in popular films.

Barack Obama - 36% 
Michael Bloomberg - 32%
Mitt Romney - 20%
Ron Paul - 12%

The story at this point is not her so much as it is the reaction to her.  Thus the "big deal" is self-perpetuating.

Are you sure I don't use worrying about inconsequential things I have no control over as a way to keep from thinking about all the things that are wrong with my life as a result of my unwillingness to work on my enormous flaws?

I worry myself sick about you, Parks.  I worry you're going to end up like your friend The Office, where you take whatever was originally funny and charming about your characters and amplify those qualities until even though they're still amusing they're also annoying or tiresome.  I don't want to nag you.  I know…