Think Different, Bitch.

Think Different, Bitch.

Q: What do Republicans call a rim of blank paper?

Q: What do Republicans call a rim of blank paper?

The Fox Sports Robot cannot swim.

The Fox Sports Robot cannot swim.

If you set the captions to subtext, he says, "No, as you can see we are currently lame.  You might as well spend $800 a night sleep at Dick Clark's American Bandstand Grill."

If you set the captions to subtext, he says, "No, as you can see we are currently lame.  You might as well spend $800 a night sleep at Dick Clark's American Bandstand Grill."

…never a steady hand, the bullet grazes your gray matter and you are fully-conscious as their conversation begins.  The subject being "Sexual experiences even I, Gene Simmons/Ted Nugent, am ashamed off."

…never a steady hand, the bullet grazes your gray matter and you are fully-conscious as their conversation begins.  The subject being "Sexual experiences even I, Gene Simmons/Ted Nugent, am ashamed off."

Also, the Moonie thing.

Also, the Moonie thing.

I would be curious to hear what you found smug and self-satisfied.

I would be curious to hear what you found smug and self-satisfied.

Yeah, way to think for yourself the wrong way, IDIOT.

Yeah, way to think for yourself the wrong way, IDIOT.

I like how you added the "so," so that it seemed like the third sentence followed somehow from the first two.

I like how you added the "so," so that it seemed like the third sentence followed somehow from the first two.

It's hard to see History get violated like that.

It's hard to see History get violated like that.