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After taxes that's like fifty bucks, apparently.

After taxes that's like fifty bucks, apparently.

Thanks, now I hate the National because I hate Terry Richardson.

Thanks, now I hate the National because I hate Terry Richardson.

@avclub-782066c88e9c574d6085f3ddfc7032e4:disqus This is a class? Would you mind if I try to guess where you go to school? Don't tell until I get it right.

@avclub-782066c88e9c574d6085f3ddfc7032e4:disqus This is a class? Would you mind if I try to guess where you go to school? Don't tell until I get it right.

Did they have to import the gypsies?

Ellsworth you limber-dicked cocksucker, I almost knocked over my apple juice.

Ellsworth you limber-dicked cocksucker, I almost knocked over my apple juice.

I'm 80-90% certain I uploaded that. You're welcome.

I'm 80-90% certain I uploaded that. You're welcome.

If you can tell me where to find free trade Egyptian jasmine, I'll kill anyone you want.

If you can tell me where to find free trade Egyptian jasmine, I'll kill anyone you want.

The modern Sisyphus.

The modern Sisyphus.

Circle ain't gonna jerk itself.

Circle ain't gonna jerk itself.

I can't tell if you meant to say "Auxiliary" or if you really meant "related to the armpit."

I can't tell if you meant to say "Auxiliary" or if you really meant "related to the armpit."