@avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus Well played. The real loser here is Robuttnik, as usual.

@avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus Well played. The real loser here is Robuttnik, as usual.

I have made you look quite the fool, @avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus . No one will have any idea what you are babbling about with your "moths" and your "trapped in the closet" nonsense.

I have made you look quite the fool, @avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus . No one will have any idea what you are babbling about with your "moths" and your "trapped in the closet" nonsense.

Hey man, quick question. I was in Paris not that long ago and saw that Father John Misty was playing some weird club and thought I'd check it out. Turns out it was your club, Silencio. I went online to look up ticket prices and found out that your club doesn't sell tickets, it sells private memberships for one month…

Hey man, quick question. I was in Paris not that long ago and saw that Father John Misty was playing some weird club and thought I'd check it out. Turns out it was your club, Silencio. I went online to look up ticket prices and found out that your club doesn't sell tickets, it sells private memberships for one month…

There is going to be a proper shitstorm in here shortly.

There is going to be a proper shitstorm in here shortly.

Wikipedia says there are variations, though Semley's does not appear among the listed variants.

Wikipedia says there are variations, though Semley's does not appear among the listed variants.

They could pay me not to pirate.

They could pay me not to pirate.

@avclub-761db952e7a7544a99d407165c2dc6bb:disqus  I'm just cranky because nobody watches my vlog.

@avclub-761db952e7a7544a99d407165c2dc6bb:disqus  I'm just cranky because nobody watches my vlog.

For ostensibly being a dumping ground for the silly internet minutiae the AV Club staff inevitably comes across as fulltime internauts, "Great Job Internet" is suspiciously, though charmingly, ignorant of the internet.

For ostensibly being a dumping ground for the silly internet minutiae the AV Club staff inevitably comes across as fulltime internauts, "Great Job Internet" is suspiciously, though charmingly, ignorant of the internet.

I'm calling it: that six minutes was the whole movie.

I'm calling it: that six minutes was the whole movie.

Tell it, @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus

Tell it, @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus