You only got half the firsties in this week's batch of film reviews, Tom. 50% is an F.

Tom Petty was told that the New York Times would pay for those truffle fries.

What happened to the plan to soak all that oil up with hay?

Maybe he was trying to pluralize it. Monkey also said "deux" instead of "deus". It was the blurst of errors.

Verily.

It's abo-

Sasha Gray swallows—SOLD

Chapter three is a lipogram. Chapter seven is the same as chapter four word-for-word but italicized.

Implicit? Be honest.

Thought this was another pointless remake news post
…about some English director hired to reboot Last Action Hero and imbue it with a little British dignity.

I got that tweet!
And I tweeted back but Bizzy was all "uh uh" and shit.

I see what you did there.

Hey there Sean ONeal,
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Thanks for the news, though.

Oh well. ElDan Fuck
I really should've thought a-
bout watching this show.

Jim Caviezel has been fighting dragons. From space. With Vikings. In 700 A.D.

That'll do. Thank you.

Why don't you try clicking on that Pitchfork link?

Still unforgivable

*off a yacht duh

Don't be fooled cause you fell of a yacht
You're still you're still not Kurt Russell's husband. He's lying.