"Something… something… Christians… republicans… Hitler."

Seriously, he's on Boardwalk Empire, in Brad Pitt's next movie with Andrew Dominick, and in the next Coen Brothers movie.  While NPH still wins, 'ole Vinnie Delpino has done all right for himself.

Seriously, he's on Boardwalk Empire, in Brad Pitt's next movie with Andrew Dominick, and in the next Coen Brothers movie.  While NPH still wins, 'ole Vinnie Delpino has done all right for himself.

Or he could be just some TSA agent/tow truck drive/cop/plumber… there's something about Louis C.K.'s head, I think, that makes filmmakers and showrunners want to stick on top of a uniform.

Or he could be just some TSA agent/tow truck drive/cop/plumber… there's something about Louis C.K.'s head, I think, that makes filmmakers and showrunners want to stick on top of a uniform.

We didn't have an Aunt Karen or an Aunt Nancy, but we did have an "Aunt Marie", a fifty year old miscarriage we visited yearly at the cemetery.  So that's kind of like having an aunt.

We didn't have an Aunt Karen or an Aunt Nancy, but we did have an "Aunt Marie", a fifty year old miscarriage we visited yearly at the cemetery.  So that's kind of like having an aunt.

His face is creepy.  He looks like an inbred supermodel.

His face is creepy.  He looks like an inbred supermodel.

I would add a caveat that if it's a passion project or under a certain million dollar range the chances of the movie being good increases slightly.  See: Moon (Duncan Jones did ads just prove he could do Moon basically), the before mentioned Being John Malkovich, Sexy Beast, etc.  These are very very rare.  You know…

I would add a caveat that if it's a passion project or under a certain million dollar range the chances of the movie being good increases slightly.  See: Moon (Duncan Jones did ads just prove he could do Moon basically), the before mentioned Being John Malkovich, Sexy Beast, etc.  These are very very rare.  You know…

I like the moment where her voice cracks as she cries.  Her singing reminds me some musicians (like Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes) who balance out their inability to hit certain notes by putting so much anguish and feeling into line that you can't help but be engaged. That's one of the reasons why I hate autotune and…

I like the moment where her voice cracks as she cries.  Her singing reminds me some musicians (like Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes) who balance out their inability to hit certain notes by putting so much anguish and feeling into line that you can't help but be engaged. That's one of the reasons why I hate autotune and…

SPOILERS FOR THE END OF THE BOOK/MOVIE/MUSICAL/SHORT POEM/INTERPRETIVE DANCE/RADIO PLAY ETC.

SPOILERS FOR THE END OF THE BOOK/MOVIE/MUSICAL/SHORT POEM/INTERPRETIVE DANCE/RADIO PLAY ETC.

Personally, I was hoping it would link to this supercut by Edgar Wright.

Personally, I was hoping it would link to this supercut by Edgar Wright.

Australians are just Americans with funny accents who live on another continent.  Everybody knows that.

Australians are just Americans with funny accents who live on another continent.  Everybody knows that.

I was cautiously optimistic too, until I found out that the movie was helmed by a commercial director making his debut.  So often that's an early warning sign for bad movies.  While I realize every auteur must start somewhere, even David Fincher began his career with Alien3.  Even if this person had good ideas that…