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NPH started as a child actor so he's had a very long time do something scandalous like whip his dick out in public.  At this point, the odds of him doing something now seems slim.  With Fey I can't see her owning a dog fighting ring or having a heroin problem.  Really with a lot of these celebrities, the only risk is

NPH started as a child actor so he's had a very long time do something scandalous like whip his dick out in public.  At this point, the odds of him doing something now seems slim.  With Fey I can't see her owning a dog fighting ring or having a heroin problem.  Really with a lot of these celebrities, the only risk is

I've read before that part of why he takes so many low quality movies is to help fund the Tribeca Film Festival.

I've read before that part of why he takes so many low quality movies is to help fund the Tribeca Film Festival.

That's one of my biggest problems with that movie.  Everyone is a little (or way) too likable, charismatic and good looking.

That's one of my biggest problems with that movie.  Everyone is a little (or way) too likable, charismatic and good looking.

KRULL!  He actually has an action scene in that movie involving a giant web and a huge translucent white stop-motion spider.  As campy as that movie is now, that scene was intense when I first saw it.  I think the reason why is because even as a kid I knew that the blandsome hero was never in any real danger whereas

KRULL!  He actually has an action scene in that movie involving a giant web and a huge translucent white stop-motion spider.  As campy as that movie is now, that scene was intense when I first saw it.  I think the reason why is because even as a kid I knew that the blandsome hero was never in any real danger whereas

I keep waiting for the announcement that he's going to be in part two.  I suppose that if he's just on a TV screen they could probably shoot his stuff in a day.

I keep waiting for the announcement that he's going to be in part two.  I suppose that if he's just on a TV screen they could probably shoot his stuff in a day.

Yes, huangshi, that's a very nice and reputable looking website for Chinese wholesale goods but what did you think about the interview?

Yes, huangshi, that's a very nice and reputable looking website for Chinese wholesale goods but what did you think about the interview?

He should appear in a buddy comedy with Enver Gjokaj and Chiweitel Ejiofor just to see people struggle to say who starred on it.

He should appear in a buddy comedy with Enver Gjokaj and Chiweitel Ejiofor just to see people struggle to say who starred on it.

"I think it's just that we want to believe he had this deep, roaring voice when by all accounts that wasn't the case at all. He was just very well-spoken for a tall freak."
Lincoln was a bit like Conan O'Brien: a "freakishly" tall guy with a high nasally voice who could tell a good joke and looks sad in pictures even

"I think it's just that we want to believe he had this deep, roaring voice when by all accounts that wasn't the case at all. He was just very well-spoken for a tall freak."
Lincoln was a bit like Conan O'Brien: a "freakishly" tall guy with a high nasally voice who could tell a good joke and looks sad in pictures even

E.R. Doctor: Yes but, how was Dark Knight Rises?

E.R. Doctor: Yes but, how was Dark Knight Rises?