Dear Christ, did I hate NBC's local news affiliate last night.  Police ordered Occupy Portland to clear out at 12:00 am, so KGW preempted SNL to show thousands of protesters defying the pigs and the squares by standing around in the cold, holding signs.  Exciting!  "We have breaking news of a drum circle forming of…

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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never fight a Statham in a subway car" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!

It's funny they offered the Huntsman role to Viggo Mortensen, since the character looks like a carbon copy of Aragorn, except with hatchets.

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I still like Kristen Stewart despite the Twilight movies and the whole boning Robert Pattinson thing (that guy annoys the shit out of me).  I watched an interview with her recently where she called the Twilight movies an ordeal that has lasted six years, and she'll be glad when it's over.   She's…

A "where are they now?" segment showed that the guy who did the song "Mexican Radio" is now/or was recently directing porn.

The actor who plays Eli looks nothing like Eli.  It's weird.  Maybe its just his uniform and hair style that does it, but it took me a moment to recognize him out of character in festival photo.  The same with Meyer Lansky, though I believe that actor is wearing a wig so it's understandable.

Which is the biggest irony of him playing Frank Abagnale Jr. in Catch Me If You Can.  The real Abagnale (who looks nothing like DiCaprio, by the way) had gray streaks in his hair at age sixteen and naturally appeared older than he really was.  DiCaprio on the other hand, could still pass for a high school student in…

As a Community fan, I heartily support your decision to use this video as masturbation fodder, though as a straight male, I shall abstain.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" (walks away)
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
(stops, tries desperately to think of something witty to counter with) "…-NO!"

According to her recent interview on Letterman, Emma Stone has the same problem as Adele and Julie Andrews, which is why her voice is so deep and hoarse.  She doesn't want the surgery to fix it specifically because of what happened to Andrews.

Trainspotting.  Full frontal, if I remember right.  Maybe she's a mother now and feels differently about nudity.  Perhaps in Trainspotting she felt she had to match Ewan McGregor's level of commitment (he yanks a condom off his dick after their sex scene).   Based on the number of times he's been naked in movies, I…

Ben Burtt is responsible for the resurgence by using it in Star Wars and, I think, Raiders, making it a sound designer in-joke that has caught on in pop culture.

Charlyne Yi has joked that Park is Olivia Wilde's obvious replacement.  As a parallel to Thirteen's Huntington's disease, Park will be revealed to suffer from nomophobia and restless leg syndrome.

I would also add the dream sequence from Prince of Darkness as well.

The Fog!  I've never found anyone else who's liked that movie too.  Admittedly, I saw it as a kid, so it probably won't age well when I see it again.  But I loved that the ghosts were motivated by revenge, instead of just random carnage.

You mentioning it getting heavy rotation on HBO reminded me of Karen Allen running around in the beginning wearing  nothing but underwear and a sweater.  I was amazed then how, in a panic, she he puts her boots on first, and then her jeans.

I'm guessing the tagline for the inevitable remake will be "We are the 1%!"

Napster, Lars Ulrich, revenge, etc.

Everyone can RELAX, I'm here now.