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Stumpy
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Okay I need to say this, and I'll probably say it after the next episode too…
I don't know if it's Louis C.K.'s taste in women, the level of attention put on their attractiveness, or the way the show is filmed, but the women on this show look insanely hot.

I'm, speculating now that "Eddie" is Louis C.K. with the mindset he had at age twenty, before he could imagine ever having kids. In the WTF podcast, which I just listened to, he mentions an incident that changed his life. At age 18-23 he was doing really good as a stand up, playing ten clubs a night getting fifty

The whole "fantasy" sequence seemed like a very confused sex dream one would have while half a asleep.

"Dying" was a euphemism for cumming in Shakespeare's time. "Nothing" meant pussy. A Nunnery was a whorehouse. Its amazing just how filthy his plays were if you knew what he was actually saying.

Young Eddie is better looking and taller than Young Louie. Present Eddie looks like Doug Stanhope and is shorter. It works because its how Louie remembers him, not how he actually was.

While working at a supermarket, when customers asked me where beer or wine was at I would usually say: "Alcoholic drinks are by the west entrance." Sometimes though, I would slip up and say "the Alcoholic Section/Department is over there."

On the commentary for, I think, The 40-Year-Old Virgin Judd Apatow confessed that after the cancellation of both Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared, in his depression, he became obsessed with Everybody Loves Raymond. He even wrote story ideas and tried to give them to Ray Romano free-of-charge who was, understandably, a

On the subject of strange accents: musicians Rodrigo and Gabriela moved from Mexico to Dublin and have awesome Mexican/Irish accents when they try to speak English.

People are just ragging on it because of every single thing in you see and hear in the trailer. That's all. I would agree Jason Momoa makes a pretty good Conan, but Marcus Nispel is a hack.

Oh my god, I was wrong

She's one of the few famous(ish), hot, young actresses with a modicum of talent who appeal to both men and women. Every time I see her in a movie I'm just glad her part wasn't played by a Kate Hudson, or a Megan Fox.

Amanda Seyfied seems like Christina Ricci at times, only blander. Ricci, in turn, was like a poor man's, big boobied Winona Ryder. The point I'm making is: none of these women will ever sleep with me.

Favorite joke: The gorilla bit near the beginning.
Sadly, that was the best laugh of the whole movie. Okay, the song Pootie records was pretty funny too. Also, Bob Costas, at the end, briefly noticing the fact that he is actually saying gibberish. Comedies are a lot like horror movies: if you're young enough

James Gunn, the director of Slither, wanted to use practical effects as well, only to find out why people don't use them anymore: they're a pain in the ass. Stuff he was told could be done in shot by the effects house turned out to be awkward, ridiculous and fake looking so he had to go in and either improve or

It costs a lot of money to fake a believable car wreck. Louis C.K. is not a stunt driver and there are kids in the backseat. If he wrecked it would just be an off-camera sound effect: honking horn, he and the kids scream, tire screeches, and then a black screen at the moment of impact that then cuts (or fades) back

Assuming he doesn't "Lars Von Trier" himself, Nicholas Winding Refn could have a pretty awesome Hollywood career.

Since he's already a stunt driver in Hollywood, I'm surprised no talent scout has noticed how handsome he is. Why, with a little training he could be the next Ryan Gosling!

I think he just wants Gwyneth Paltrow to die in every movie.

Average Mustache, is that a Crazy Stupid Love reference? Emma Stone was on Leno last night and she said the exact same thing about him in one clip.