You don't need to ram that down our throats.

"At least he wouldn't have to suffer now."

I thought I had a case of Dick York once, but it actually turned out to be Dick Sargent.

Little Thomas starts to fake seizures just to get closer to Juliana, and grope her. Then say what happened, I don't remember?

Thank you Second Amendment!

"I swallowed little bit of glass, but it was worth it."

Last time I tried to ride the rails, Ernest Borgnine beat me to death.

Annies Boobs keep taking my pens.

I watched a documentary on Netflix about them. Very interesting.

Nixon took us off the gold standard, the fuckin' asshole!

Hallo Mutter, Hallo Vator, Hier bin ich Lager Tod

19.8% did, a massive mandate for change!

19.8% a solid mandate.

This upcoming war should thin out their ranks a little…sadly it will thin out the rest of us as well.

Beating the Raiders always makes it a successful season in my book.

Third place schedule as well.

I just came back to say it was just confirmed on NFL.com, so Elway continues his genius streak.

In about 4 billion years Andromeda will be colliding right into us, so, wait for it…

Well, after a look around the cyber, I couldn't find any confirmation of McCoy or Musgrave yet, so I will only intend my upvote for your first sentence.

I just knew Wade was out when Elway picked a DC for head coach. I will say Vance sorta looks like Tom Jackson, so, a good thing…