Hey, we can comment on Savage Love articles now?

"We've got dipping sticks"

Don't forget to buy a squirrel!

HockeyMike is the devil Bobby Boucher!

This could be the end, but I remember when AVC was switching to registered names, and everyone was saying the same things about the end and yet here we are.

"I thought kinja only came once a year?"

What an asshole, maybe we can get him to plea bargain down to getting beat by a baseball bat wielded by Aaron Judge for an hour.

*Flapping dickie trick*

Make sure to carry a burning torch, so people will know you're serious.

Better go get a shot, Grapeitis id no joke.

Put a sock in it, McLachlan.

I have flagged your account, especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark.

I wager 700 quatloos on the newcomers.

Don't forget to get a copy of the police report, or the claim will be denied.

Magnitude orders, Pop, Pop!

I didn't think I would be reading about cannons today, so thanks noted historian.

*Liberty Bell March starts playing*

They threw away a perfectly good white story.

You got a rock? Where you'd get a rock? I want a rock.