…and I never saw a toilet…

Ron Popeil here.
Are you tired of vegetable peelers that make your hand hurt after only peeling part of your vegetable?
Well, no more!
Come on down to the George Lucas Museum and throw out that old peeler.

This took me back to my teenage years of wanking to scrambled cable channels.

No, but it does have an optional coal burner you can put in the back.

I voted for the brexit piece, even though I don't want it.

So this guy is giving oral to a hairy slit, and suddenly he finds a piece of corn. He spits it out and gets back after it. Then he finds another piece of food, so he asks, are you sick?
And she says no, but the last guy was.

Needs Wider Ass?

Who run Barter Time?

"Are you tired of your human skin suits being all dry and wrinkly? Never have that problem again with new Buffalo Bill Silence of the Lambs Lotion."*

At least I know in his heart that he is just like me - IWWCS

At least the blue penis will be smaller this time.

News from the Sessions session is that America will make pornography illegal again, so watch out Hollywood!

Whether they win or lose, Oakland will end with more penalties than points.

I watched that this week, and wow, what garbage.

Westernworld

Three Days To (watch) Western

It's Iceholes all the way down.

Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill the SCRIPT SUCKS!

*Caresses Gentle Ben lunch box*

I tried to join this cult, but I got caught thetan on the entrance exam.