I thought whitefish were the used condoms floating around Coney Island.

If the pencil fits.

American Pie, The American, American Beauty,
The Americans, The Secret Life of The American Teenager…

If he learned anything from Mozart, it should be never start a requiem, it'll kill ya.

Q: Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?

With an attitude like this, I'm surprised he's so noted.

Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement.

Mostly offscreen, mostly…

O. J. has an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a headfake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed… (Cosell on some of the ways O. J. Simpson can…

It must be pretty shitty to have a Birthday this close to Christmas. You basically lose out on a whole round of gifts. How many friends would even come to your party?

Oh, they're not getting paid, well then let's help amplify their message, no problem.

"Motherfucker!"

He'll frack you long time.

I haven't but it was probably a false flag thing to keep attention off of the idiotic nuke thing, or try to get some sympathy for the brand.

So much tap dancing….

Just start picking on Ivanka, and we'll kick you off it.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I want to nuke ya

All these Chad's hanging around is making me feel like I'm in Florida again.

*Scrolls back up*

Only have delicious Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers at the craft services table.