Well see, it's feminism when it makes me money. It isn't feminism when it doesn't.

Well if you are referencing any other website comment section than this one, then I don't know what the hell you are talking about, since they are all cesspools, and I never go to them. Life is too short.

and smart.

On a Friday, if I remember right.

Who brings rope on a plane?

I've been trying to be really careful online since I haven't seen it. The only theater near me only has 2 night showings, which fucked up my going to a morning show to avoid the crowds.

The IRS one is such bullshit. Here you had groups who actively said they don't pay taxes, and you shouldn't either, basically bragging about how much they haven't paid, and then get audited.
Color me surprised.

"A blessing from God."

BRRAP BRRAP PEW PEW!

*Pins used condom to it*

Have you ever seen a kitten in Wyoming? No, you haven't.

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Trumps Nuremberg Rallys continue. His legion of brownshirts will soon be doing their Pol Pot on the Country. Buckle up Buckaroo's.

Never drink diet coke while eating your Símasomenos.

I wanted a landing strip for my pubes, but I am so fat it came out like a landing page?

I watched Be Cool, which I avoided since I heard it was terrible. It starts off with noted coke head James Woods, and I was ready to turn it off, but he gets shot, and I'm like maybe this could be good. But, way too much Vince Vaughn ruined the few other parts that were any good.

Was that you in WarGames?

*Nods, drinks Woolite*

Did Pierce write it?

He was so method in that film, that he never got out of character again.