"Buckner has always been playing Golden Glove ball, let's see how the Mets handle this at bat."

Thanks to Letterman, I can only read and say Gillooly like he did.

Not recent, but I just watched, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, the other night. She had a good part in that.

I think poor little Scotty needs a safe space.

Using his F.I.S.T., of course.

This is so Over The Top that we need to hire some Assassins to put a Bullet in the Head of Demolition Man.

76 Musicals in the Musical Parade…

I already saw one on here, who just became my latest block user.

It's all sixes and sevens around here.

She has that large yacht all to herself now that Rex Rexroth died.

F is for, fuck there is a new Bill Burr special.

*Punches William Holden really hard*

Meetings like this are how he will decide which companies to slam on twitter, so he can make some money off of shorting their stock.
Classy trump.

I think you mean the best Ensign the navy ever had, Tim Conway.

I think you're mis-Taken.

Sir Soapsalot wrote a coda that shamed Beethoven back in aught '12.

Hey remember the BonePhone? It's like that except up your ass.

AirPod securing cables sold separately.*

*Buys artisanal ear trumpet*

All housing projects will now be pyramid shaped for optimum storage.