You wouldn't want to waste a Golden opportunity to make a joke.

Not about Glenn, but I recommend watching Last Man on The Moon to anyone interested in the space program. It is on Netflix.

The breast milk is a nice touch.

For ages conception to nine months.

That's the sound of the jesus working on the chain ga-a-ang

I disliked all the characters so much that I wanted them to die.

*Gives thumbs up sign as I sink into a pool of liquid shit*

Massa, those white gloves look good, but all the glassware is getting dropped and broken.

I always thought cotton gin was a drink.

I forget, who owns the WSJ?

They're too busy counting all the money this train wreck is making them to give a shit about anything.

Bored

Why would I need ten ninety-nines, when I only don't even want one?

Fey…you magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat beans for every meal

I'm not sure this is helping.

Please come to Busan, she said no…

You said ism twice…

*Vomits*

The George Allen burger is served at Macaca's