More gym mats mean more iron!

X-rays are so useless with back stuff, but that is the playbook insurance companies have shoved down our throats. Soft tissue damage, like disc problems, only show up with MRIs.*

*Turns on Computer, sees 500 unread emails, goes for a walk*

*Wipes pizza slice on face*

Lazy lover
He'll get a hold on you believe it
Like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your knees
He's a lazy lover
He'll take your heart but you won't feel it
He's like no other

A what?

Sometimes, dead is better.

So many dumb decisions. Society has collapsed, so you can't afford to waste a single thing, clothes, wood, or any equipment, everything now has so much added value that every decision needs to be considered as life or death. Based on the reading material shown in the film, there would have been a book about this, or…

I just watched it and feel dumber for it.

Never Mind The Bullocks, Here's Some Disco Music, being the most famous.

Travolta?

My Purity Ring is still working.

*Gets hit a second time*

Fortunately the Council of Nicea cleared that up, and we never talked about it again.

I watched a Youtube video of it a couple hours back, best tackles of the night.

Buffalo wings

When?

You're just going to end up splashed across a windshield by another car.

Pence sat in the owners box for the Jets game tonight, and after seeing how that worked out for them…

I wonder if he picked out a name for that boat yet?