Blade Runner was set in 2019, so we better get going on that hellscape pronto!

The title made me immediately think of Space: 1999, and wonder where is the moonbase I was promised?

What are you doing with that beer, Pops? - HAL 9000

Spirograph? I'll think about it…no I won't…

Has anyone seen my deep freezer?

Why won't it read!

*Snorts line of ground unicorn horn*

Thanks Rabin…ess.

Comey wants his police state and decided this was his best chance to make that happen.

Watching every episode of this is so hellish, even Dante couldn't have dreamed it up.
I don't know how you did it.

OPEC was keeping oil prices low just to slow down USA domestic production and now they do this. They must think that the end is near and need to get as much cash as they can, so, uh, so they can, uh, move off the planet…to somewhere?

There were four fleshlights!

I think he is suffering from electronic overload, and needs to be far away from any electric source or signal for at least a year to let the symptoms subside.

I’m reading this it’s an exciting story, but I read it, and I thought I know Jesus was never married. The guy never had a wife, no, was never married, cause no wife would buy this story in 100 years. The disciples the believers will, no wife will buy this fuckin story, good luck. Good luck with this story.

*Runs straight away from this comment as it falls straight down*

Gozinna, surprisingly left out the part with monster island.

My favorite Fabio look is the bird in the face on a roller coaster.

Norwegian wood I believe.

If you do go, don't go to a bar with Emile Hirsch.

I have a script for a pole that is very hot.