A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head.

Smooth move Ferguson!

Top men.

*Grabs bottle of lotion and goes to Reddit*

You liked X-Men 3?

There is no Lena, only Zuul.

I thought that only U-boat crew members prayed to U-God?

To get family approval they make his father the hero for sending his son to heaven,

It must be really hard to put commercials in at act breaks or scene changes, because they have some fucked up placements going on.

Dark Crystal touched my no no zone.

Poor Moonpie…

By eliminating all climate data from history, and canceling all current collection of that data, this climate hoax will be stopped.- Trump

It would have had more barbecues though…

Tinker: The writer is king
here at Capitol Pictures NBC. You don't
believe me, take a look at your
paycheck at the end of every week –
that's what we think of the writer.

Society just got more expensive then. Thanks OPEC.

He should be able to finish up that community service in about 13 days.

*Fondly, and silently, mouths, dental plan*

I made a Wargames joke on one of you earlier posts, but now you're getting a little to close to reality. Are you from the future?

When it gets tweeted, Trump will spell it, Pair of Gays, just to keep throwing some red meat to his supporters.

Dr. Zaius, that way I will be able to tell who the cool people are, when they sing the song.