*Lee Marvin growls, and then breaks into singing, Paint Your Wagon*

“Your feeble ACLU is no match for the power of the dark side”

Abdomen
Be
Cramping

*Hangs pine tree air freshener from rearview mirror*

I read this in the Japanese guys voice from 1941.

The whole system's out of order!

Raoul was rather tasty.

You're right…

Keep it to yourself, you woke asshat.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies?

Hamburger phone on line two!

Where all the white women at?

I was going to make a writing on a note card joke, but then realized I was thinking of Lightning Jack.

Lighten up Francis.

I don't die often, but when I do, I get three-part columns.

I like the last showing on Christmas Eve better, the dirty looks from all the staff make it extra special.

*Hits Jose with hat*

That's what Salieri said.

I wanna make a bank president twitch in a ditch.

"Earl Grey, Hot."