The World at War was exactly what I was remembering.

*puts up sign*

But Rock 'n' Roll High School!

All that smoke will definitely help out on the climate as well.

I remember when I was a young kid watching PBS broadcasts of British shows, and the Thames bumper would come up at the end. I always pronounced the h. It was a few years later when I heard the correct pronunciation, although, I probably still say it the other way, being a dumbass most of the time.

Kristalljort?

…Mein Name ist T-Bone Spider-Diskothek. Disco-Puppe ist die Bibliothek in großen Schnurrbärten, Hund, Butter. Manteca, Schnurrbärte, riesig, kleiner Kopf ist Schnee, Bier ist gut.

The original twin peaks.

Wo ist die Bibliothek.

At 97 she probably doesn't give a shit about anything.

Did I just hear a giant sucking sound?

It takes time to write backwards on your eyelids.

Obviously you never dated Fatty Arbuckle.

You mean like a Tijuana Bible?

Thanks, Eisenhower.

Another great read. Thanks Will, you got some good stuff from Mr. Majors.

EVERY DAMN TIME!

Millions of people voted illegally, but don't recount, sad.

As a young American child growing up, Cuba was always in the news, and with the shitty maps that 70s classrooms had you would have thought that it was a big country, instead of a little island.
How insecure is America that it makes this little place a major enemy that dictates foreign policy? And fuck off Cuban exiles,…

I mean for the whole bottle.