That's how I first heard it.

No

I will now have to cue up a Wilder week of remembrance by watching all his work, even The Frisco Kid.

It just might be time for another public service announcement of "Get the Facts: Testicular Torsion" before someones testicles needlessly suffer.

Speaking of lube, over the weekend, a psychotic Australian put hydrochloric acid in a lube dispenser at a club. Puts new meaning into I have a burning sensation.

If we win regionals then it's straight on to sectionals and then a week later is semis, then semi-regionals, then regional-semis, then national lower-zone semis.

I spent two months this past Spring, building and camping on a empty piece of property(no power or water). It was quite an adventure, that I wouldn't recommend to others.

I got my car back from the shop Friday at 5:30p, and then broke down yesterday on the highway, adding $130 tow charge to the mix. So far sadly, the repair shop is hemming and hawing on their warranty. They better step up or I will make major problems for them(PR wise).

What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City bassoons…

It truly was the blurst of times…

The all ighty ollar?

Have it your way!

I just said it in my head, so ingrained.

Hot stuff coming through!

This made me think of a girl with a raspberry beret, I think I saw her at a second hand store.

I just called you a bassoon, but the comment got put into moderation. I guess I shouldn't have used Deutsch.

I wish you were too.

A cursory look on Facebook this morning told me that all the people complaining are Trump voters who already know that America is such a shithole that it needs to be made great again.

Petit morte? More like grande morte!

Sorry they made it weird.