I'm just glad I stocked up on Blossom sanitary products when they were on clearance.

Will somebody please think of the children cats.

I hate to rise when I have the run(s).

*Wipes away tears*

My takeaway from this is, I wonder what outfit Kim has on at yoga today.

…hooray!

I post faster than Jesse Owens.

Why are all the headlights so fuckin' bright!

You wouldn't think 20 more proof would make that much of a difference, but it does.

Kids eat free!

At one point it was the Nets, but he realized his mistake when he put his hands under center.

[Political rant about killing cats]

About 13 5 SutherStone.

Blatant KFC product placement really took me out of that films reality.

Walkie talkies or gun version?

Maybe you've seen one of these movies too much;
Shrek
Inspector Gadget
Mystery Men
Rat Race
Digimon…

When they took TJ up in the spaceship, the Alien abused him…sexually.

Will I watch Search Party?

I watched Stretch this week, which has a lingering shot of Pines' crotch. So there's that.

We come in peace!