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It weighs forty pounds, and runs on clean burning coal.

Can I have that tube sock when you're done?
Asking for a friend.

That's why Vince Vaughn supports him.

It'll be a whole new paradigm!

米奇 won't eat it, he hates everything…Hey 米奇! He likes it!

I tried to match my second run thru to line up with the reviews, but still couldn't.

Now say, "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".

You are correct sir!

To get McMahon show-ready, Fred would pick out an undersized audience member for Ed to kick the shit out of before each taping. Ed always celebrated his "triumph's" with whiskey, leading to Carson's jabs about his drinking.

Get out.

Taco Bell's latest creation, The Dick Burrito, it's more than a mouthful.

Yakety Gak?

Bill Hicks might have been on to something when he advised people who do this to kill themselves.

Yeah, and the sweet thing is; the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.

My last fast food stop was at a Burger King that had no burgers. I'm still wondering why they just didn't shut down. I mean it's the name of the place.

They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive- thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked!

Don't forget them making googly eyes at each other.

My Rocket whips my hair back and forth…

A couple years back, I bought a CDROM collection of MAD for about ten dollars. Sadly, the formatting sucks, so I can't see it in full page layouts. I looked up some of my favorite memories, but all the scrolling back and forth made it less than ideal. I wish I still had my collection.