I just wanted to say it is great to be back online after a three month break. I missed most everyone here, and hope that I haven't become any stupider than I was before. Let me just say that electricity and running water are really great things that should never be taken for granted.

Looks like leave is pulling away.

Hey everybody a dead horse, let's all beat it.

Remain is back in the lead. It's very exciting, zzzzzz….

"Please molest in Boston, she said no…"

Ya gotta wait for the third encore.

I was really hungry the other night, and I cooked up a piece of cod. I ate so fast, that I almost choked to death on a cod piece.

Star rise, Star set…

In this he goes down to Emmet's Fix-it shop, to fix Emmet.

*Gets hit by D cell*

Mmmm, green boobs…

Ender couldn't tell either.

So poor, they can't even afford parents.

Every time I do, his puerto rican friend answers the phone.

Time to cut down on the weed.

What did unravel ever compose?

Edward Penis Hands says eight.

Here in America we have the Thirteenth Amendment to keep people like Wonka from making Oompa Loompas slaves.

Mars Needs Cheetos

Storm Trooper masks don't filter out smoke, they deliver ether.