Those additional scenes of the French plantation are sooo worth it…

Charlie don't Woo-Hoo!

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

When I was a stage and house manager, we had a audience member faint, which stopped the performance. I got on headset and said just drag the body out, and keep the show going. Sadly I was overuled by higher powers, and 500 people had to wait around for paramedics to come and treat some heat stroke.
People please be…

That's no Moon River!

I can't tell from this picture he sent, what kind of pants he's wearing, but I think it's a chubby.

You won't believe what happened to me…

"I don't know whether to shit, or wind my watch. I think I'll shit on my watch."

Uh, before we remake, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.
Right.
The crew and I, we think we oughta - we deserve full shares, right baby?
Right.

The villain would turn things into Duplo.

6. One time I ate a pretzel stick and it tied my stomach in a knot.

I just watched Owen throw his two kids off a roof the other day, they lived.

But you can leave your hat on.

I finally did mine two days ago, and now I'm too broke to even think about Parker Posey.

Does this mean we all get to occupy The Beema National Wildlife Refuge?

You want to know what comes between me, and my French Literature degree…
Rien

The Edge

Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.

Allegedly

Hot Legs, I love you honey…