"You bring the pebbles?"
"Yep, stashed them in a safe place."

Wellington's Victory is a Beethoven B-side.

Strawman take a look at yourself
I'm a lot like you were

AVC Exec: I don't think I would call that a lot…

Fifty bucks, same as in town.

I like to stick to the red color, that way I can't tell when my kidneys fail.

and go, and go, and go…Cause you have to piss all the time.

Syd don't know, Syd don't want to know…

Did someone just say, Fhloston Paradise!

He vaxes me. I'm terribly vaxed.

I only eat vaccinated bagels, sorry.

Donald Trump to star as Simple Jack

Donald Trump to star as Simple Jack

Microwave ovens and cell phones came from the Roswell crash!

Where do you get coffee?
You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th and 6th in the basement of the KMart. You just go downstairs, get the key from David, and boom! You plug in the machine and—

If they go too fast, I'm gonna get MAD!

Original pressing of Tiny Bubbles?

Bill, Bill Clay…Is that you?

It's okay, there will be nothing that happens over the next week that will mockable, or funny, or notable in any way. I recommend going out into nature, and looking for the first flowers of Spring, or some shit.

After one those tried to choke me out I stopped looking for them.