Hey Gordo, makin' some movies?
Gordster, the G-O, G-Man, Gordalicious…
Pointin' the camera, filming some frames…

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
When I saw her walking down the street,
I thought she was
Shelly, Shelly!

Your Father's right, kids.

Sounds like it's time for the pen stab into the neck bit.

I'm taking my semi to chub town.

Way to Stick it to him.

It's Cam Newton everybody!

If you think 2016 is stupid, just wait 'til 2017 gets here and makes 2016 look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Take to the Sesame - Barry Zuckerkorn

So you're saying my retirement plan of living on that plastic trash blob in the Pacific, isn't going to work now?

Everyone who appeared on Sesame Street will die, what kind of weird diseases do those muppets have?

You're not my supervisor!

It's just like going out, but without all the stress.

Let's get to know one another, shall we? Let's chat man to man. Now your from the basement, aren't you? And weren't blessed with much… education?

*Cheney's ears start burning*

…Charles, Charles I don't feel good, Charles…Charles…

This one time at band camp, I saw Bananas for the first time.

"But it's worth keeping in mind that most readers aren't all that interested in reading the comments, and even fewer actually participate in the comments."

It's been growing at about 10,000 new followers every week, for the last couple.

Did you at least have a Will Smith type person hook you up with the love of your life?