Mmm, that's good finger…

Thanks to people like the owner of Jimmy Johns, we won't have any more rhinos on which to suck.

Fat-free, might as well just add food coloring to water, probably taste better.

Police say gun shot to the head.

I'm sure he'll commend all the "appropriate" actions taken on his behalf.
Drumpf-It's not my fault that,"There are a lot of angry people out there," even though I do my best to rile them up.

"Funny…I always believed the world is what we make of it."

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

Sit Down! I can't see the text string.

Later,

*Raises head after snorting up huge line*

and Greedle Lee.

*Ducks slap*

*Takes big inhale of freshly mimeographed paper*

Even Walter Matthau let his character get beat to death in Charlie Varrick.

Just like everything he says.

Dilbert changed his character models recently, and I don't like it at all.

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Bless The Beasts and Billy Mumy…

*Whispers* Bunheads

Renewed
[RENEWED]