God: Well son, are you ready to go back for your second coming?

Even The Bible knew to stay away from God's kid during childhood.

"So now I have to be afraid of my wife charging me with the Holocaust."

"If Hitler was guilty, how come they didn't take him to court?"

The first times I saw The Enforcer were on TV, it wasn't until I rented it that I saw the drain cleaner. Way harsh.

Jessica Walter's crazy person in Misty was the first thing I remember her for. She has been able to move on from it, unlike the villain guy from Dirty Harry, Andrew Robinson.

"Holy-crap!"

My first thought after the headline was, so I guess Halle will offering the butt sex this time.

I live in a place where there are quite a few fly fishers, so I have always enjoyed that piece of dialog. So, three things.

You know I never understood the appeal of fly fishing Jim. A little bit too much like masturbation for me - without the payoff.

Dear God: we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

I will put this information in my, I hope I never have find out column.

You just don't get art, man.

Any meeting they set up with Cosby ends up with everyone falling asleep, for some reason.

I don't know, I heard he was Bulletproof.

Thanks Mr. Adam, your set designs help me fall in love with the craft of film making.

CGI will put out that fire.

🎵Let's do the Pollard again

G'ehr done.

I almost feel like I made the big time, too bad I don't use any Capitalization in my name. Some day, AVC, some day…