The Aliens and Mr. Jumpy

Leonard was just so perfect to show up and kill it. See, I'm talking about him.

I think you mean Academy Award winning Brie Larson.

Just like the thirteenth floor in buildings.

I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?

It writes itself!

I just noticed how small your hands are.

That comment is so Dumb, I feel Dumber having read it.

I heard Ted Cruz ate you last night.

♪Seagrams golden wine cooler♪

"Hello 911, there is a strange man pushing, and talking to an empty swing…yes, I'll hold…"

well, double dumb ass on you!

Reposted double S joke from yesterday:

Same character, but in a response about John Wayne.

and to think I have a Repo Man quote pending that keeps getting moderated.

I just saw him disappear after doing something.

Hey, Man from the future is squanching here.

Mr. Meeseeks, will you get this season out quicker?

Me too, so many great set pieces, but Spielberg couldn't overcome the Bob's script, which John Wayne called the most anti-American thing he ever read.