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I stopped watching Firefly after they killed off Book and Wash.

but the joke was on me…

GRIDLOCK!

I was just typing the same thing.

He will be missed.

Pop quiz Hotshot, you can only watch one of these shows. So, what do you do?

*Ben Carson says Howard was raised white*

The tomatoes in the can go round and round,
round and round,
round and round

Well I had to look, and it looks like Murder by Death was his shining moment.

Was James Coco ever in anything good? For me he has been sort of a sign post for, move along nothing to see here.

But I already started something today…

*Takes notes*

"You got iron in my man, hole."

Anytime Flash Gordon is discussed, I think of the soft core film, Flesh Gordon, which had a photo spread in a Playboy that I was reading for the articles.

That card brings top dollar on the card nut circuit. You could have made five, no, probably 6 cents on that.

Best part of Kung Fury is that they knew to end it, and not try to pad it out for an hour twenty.

Who could ever forget The Virgin Connie Swail.

That head attachment is actually a metronome.

I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

I don't have television service, have they brought out brown shirts for supporters to wear yet?