Bloat Beer
I much preferred when she was the spokeswoman for Bloat Beer.
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Sean Young: Bloat Beer for breakfast, Bloat Beer for lunch. Bloat Beer while you're driving, it really packs a punch. Whoo!

"Monster House"'s first draft was certainly different.

Fiona had it right the first time
In my opinion, his version of Apple's "Extraordinary Machine" was far superior.

Funny, I find "Rosetta" and "L'Enfant" insufferable, while "Mr. Lazarescu" and "12:08" delightful. Maybe it's because the Romanian films have something deeper to say and a sense of humor.

I think the Milkshake line could be read as a mocking come-on. Eli's character is designed asexually, but he's clearly attracted to the actor Bandy boy.

Oscars never a sign of quality
Yet another glaring Oscar snub.

Amelie: double-agent troll?
Wow, hating on fans of 30 Rock and There Will Be Blood.

Directors robbed
Jason Reitman and Tony Gilroy for best director? I mean, they made fine films, but you can hardly call them artists.

"Rent" all the way. That one contained a deflation of "The Passion of the Christ," as well. Two for the price of one.

You're right. But I like to spread to my disgust around, but I have a special disdain for the uselessly violent arty types. "The Cell" just represents everything that I detest most in films.

This from IMDB:

James Remar had the Patrolman down pat.

Venkman,

Hopefully not enough money.

Third that comment.

Fashion Week Three
My guess:

Wow
Sad. He was one of my first celebrity crushes.

Lynch 101
We're getting a whole Lynch semester! This is great!

I meant underseen.

Terence Stamp enlivens even the greatest crap. "The Haunted Mansion" and "My Bosses' Daughter" has seconds of bearability thanks to the Stamp.