really?
I've always thought of "Vertigo" as one of many shitty U2 songs. i was only ever vaguely aware of an apple connection.

first things first
anyone who thinks John wrote How Do You Sleep about himself is an idiot.

question:
is there anyone in the world, anywhere, who wants to see a U2 Spider-Man musical?

sometimes I, too, can be a grammar nazi.

if only someone at the AVClub KNEW someone on the writing staff.

stop saying "anymore"

human resources
one of my favorite things about The Office is you'll often see other branch managers complain or roll their eyes about their own human resource employee. its consistent and its never needed explanation, IMO. everyone knows HR people are total buzzkills. its exaggerated because he's Michael Scott.

Connor?
is this kid as insufferable on Mad Men as he was on Angel?

agreed.

if i've said it once…
seriously, roseanne's "brain dead poets society" needs to be a future VSE. if you don't write it, i will.

my point exactly, Sean. Though the death of Optimus Prime (another of my fiction father figures) struck me pretty hard.

can you imagine
i still mourn the loss of Wash in "Serenity," and i'm sure that as a child, i would've wept for poor Han Solo.

it's tempting
to note that this review opens and closes with a mention of fart jokes. but that ignores that the rest of the review is pretty funny.

seinfeld
i still pretend the last episode is the one where Susan dies

wow
this is really bad.

ugh
BUT THEY CANCELLED DOLLHOUSE/ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT/FIREFLY/SOME OTHER PREMATURELY CANCELLED SHOW THAT IS STILL BETTER THAN THIS

it doesn't say anything about you. it simply says "scream 4 is un-necessary"

i'm going to state the obvious
the killer is Neve Campbell. LOOK OUT

many were the days
where I watched this while doing my homework after school.

the original title of Lost was "Where ARE You?"