Kabes, just be your filthy, filthy self.

I didn't see the movie, but I did read the book, and she was just so damn self-indulgent with her constant tantrums. It's hard to like a protagonist too much when all you want to do is shake her and tell her to grow a pair (of tits) and be a woman! She's not entirely unlikable, but wallows in self pity so often you…

KB, do I sense your tendril straining in my direction?

I read that as "enveloped and endorsed by James Cameron." Hurrrghhh.

Talk about a fantasy movie!
In my Avatard fantasy, it's me and James Cameron intertwining our queues, and he's wearing his HMFIC hat the whole time. Also he requests I refer to him as James Cameron, Director of Many Hit Films Such As Alien, Terminator, and the Highest Grossing Movie of All Time, Titanic. He's also…

Talk about a fantasy movie!
In my Avatard fantasy, it's me and James Cameron intertwining our queues, and he's wearing his HMFIC hat the whole time. Also he requests I refer to him as James Cameron, Director of Many Hit Films Such As Alien, Terminator, and the Highest Grossing Movie of All Time, Titanic. He's also…

No, they were ultimate intimacying the bejesus out of everything.

I don't want to hate Jay Leno
but he makes it so easy! Maybe the Tonight Show is the only thing he'll ever have going for him, and he knows it.

Little known fact: If you eat applesauce while watching Jay Leno in his denim getup, your genitals will fall off. But chances are, if you were eating applesauce while watching Leno, you weren't going to be having sex anytime soon anyway.

Jay Leno is the Comedy Equivalent of Applesauce
Soft, bland, and palatable to the lobotomized.

Ryan Good's Future Resume
Swagger Coach 2009 - 2010
Freelance Swag-sultant TM 2010
Party Promoter 2010
Tara Reid's boyfriend/personal assistant 2010
Celebrity Photographer 2011
Dead 2011

I'll jump on the KB bandwagon. Doing ridiculous things in expensive cars is too rare on television, in my opinion. Also, the double decker racing with the Germans? Utterly tasteless and completely hilarious.

I hope they make thong-style diapers. I don't want my Depend to show through my Flirty Girl Fitness fuchsia workout pants!

Pardon, LE Squeakquel.

What about when it's used in dirty talk?

Did Mr. Dimino consider
how hot these guys are? He's trying to put a lid on the sexy, but you can't reign that in.

KB IS BACK! I shed a single tear of joy, as that's all my shrunken, black heart will allow.

Let's all pile on Zack Handlen for no reason at all! You're next, Pierce!

I like my men like I like my Chinese food: Asian.

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