LLanley for the win. Cheddar and Beer is by far the greatest chip ever constructed by man. Plus, it tastes like you're eating fondue, and isn't that what we all want?

Uh, Yoko, that might be a sign that you've been hanging out on the Rock of Love bus too long. Get that checked out.

Ha!
Like I trust Microsoft to make any decisions correctly. Is this going to be as good as Live Search?

Okay, guys, but they said the effects of internet pornography are REAL. You can't just SAY things like that.

Oh em gee so jealous. And watercolors, no less? Kicking myself for not jumping on this when I first heard about it.

Nice Job, Arch
Proposing in a jewelry store? Bet she didn't see that one coming.

I move that they insert titlecards in the video so that I may know by what name I may call that sweet little morsel in the Buddy Holly glasses.

Whenever I need an example of the dumbest thing ever said, this line from "The Touch of Satan" comes to mind:

Was anyone demanding this? Just when you think Budweiser can't get worse, they prove you wrong.

"Have you ever kissed another guy?"
"Once, in college. And a bunch of times since then."
"Yeah, lady, you're Fruit-Blind. Shut it down."

Frist?
AIDS can be passed through tears.

You *may* have missed a pun.

No, everyone knows that the Fifth Horseman is Ringo.

Eerie
Was anyone else unsettled by the three chuckles this awful stain on humanity?

Disagree. The DJ was clearly just trying, as he said, to give some context. Billy Bob just shut down because he's a fucking primadonna. To pull that shit on your bandmates, never mind the people who are tuning in to listen to you, is unbelievably disrespectful. He could have taken the focus off by answering the…

Holy Lord
FF4 setting box office records?! Who, in the name of straight-to-DVD-hell, is spending this much money SEEING A MOVIE THEY'VE ALREADY SEEN?

This woman is a goddess
Only she could make Green Porno fantastic. And her 30 Rock appearances?

I really live how you can always tell the hellish creatures by their contact lenses. And do you know that the Devil always has a minor demon around to throw piles of leaves over him for dramatic effect?

It means VH1's collective syphilis has now entered the final stage in which it attacks its collective brain.

If you think The Flock has stupid gang names, hop on over to VH1 blog for a peek at the new cast of Daisy of Love: