The Pussycat Dolls make me want to punch things up. They're rending the very fabric of America.

Relationship Healing Time
Experts (my mom) agree that the time it takes to recover from a relationship is roughly one-third of the total time of the relationship.

Oh, if only you could see the ACTUAL women's locker room. Hurgh.

Peep Show
really is fantastic. The episodes available on YouTube are split up, though, and sometimes maddeningly difficult to locate.

Hot Dogs, you better thank your lucky stars Nancy Grace is out there in the cold world (in her cozy TV studio) tackling the cases the cops are just too afraid to touch (needlessly berating people who are dumb enough to appear on her show.)

I heard that he also asked a reporter to show him her t!ts.

As someone said way up above, it's all about handjobs. I was wondering why it appeared so far up the list.

Some of us who got our questions answered just can't help it.

I think what matters is that Mr. Chang seems impervious to bad flavors. Charring his tongue should only help his already meteoric rise to stardom.

I'm not going to argue with you, Who.

I'm really a fan of Winter Sports FunTM Dave Chang. I wish he'd demonstrate his Real Snowball Throwing ActionTM and ride his Tubular TobogganTM!

I vote Chang gets a Taste Test uniform. Make it snug, you know, so crumbs don't fall down it. Maybe something in a red.

Bobcat Goldthwait did play that incredibly sexy stuffed bunny on that terrible Married with Children knockoff they did on the WB together all those years ago.

Anybody see Nikki Cox?
Holy shit. There are no words to describe what that woman is doing to her face.