How come TV shows never urge us to think rationally?

They're completely squandering all the good will built up by Pensacola: Wings of Gold!

If Cohle turns out to be the killer, I'm going to be heavily disappointed, not only for the Shyamalan-esque "gotcha", but because it doesn't gel at all with the way McConaughey has been playing the character. (For example, why go through all that trouble with the biker gang? If he was really the killer all along, he…

Asking for a friend.

Wait… so I'll be able to haggle with the dog… IN 3D?!?! This changes everything.

Really glad Nintendo is finally listening to gamers. While the Wii-U is virtually perfect, the lack of cartoon-dog haggling has been holding it back while competitors like Microsoft and Sony are rewriting the book on the virtual mascot-driven bargaining sports genre.

Maybe society would be more accepting if they changed their name to Reasonable Clown Posse.

Giving Sonic a scarf only serves to underscore the fact that he is otherwise completely naked, except I guess for those gloves and shoes, which, now that I think about it, is basically what a male stripper would be wearing toward the end of his dance. Um, not that I'd know or anything…

My god. You realize that this means the CMPA forced some poor intern to watch hours upon hours of Leno in order to conduct this… study. One day we will ban the use of Leno in human testing.

They drove a dumptruck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone! *breaks down in tears*

Since when is "the album is long" a count against it? Really???

Interesting point, but personally, I like satire better when I'm not being clobbered over the head by a film screaming, "THIS IS SATIRE!!!"

I think it's hilarious someone went through and downvoted all of the John Adams posts. Somewhere, someone is yelling "Burn in hell, Adams!" and shaking his fist.

Damn, you caught them. Since the AV Club's primary audience is bigwig film producers, they thought this would be a great way to boost sales of a $100,000 professional production camera.

Typical sellout bullshit… Yet another GOTY Award bought and paid for by powerful corporate sponsors.

Smart moving coming to a film criticism web page, then.

I would love to see a re-edit of this movie that skips large portions of the coma-inducing intertitles. There is nothing worse than watching a 30-second clip of somebody's mouth moving and then reading an intertitle. The visual storytelling in this film is so strong that I think you could get by with very little…

So you're saying it's more of an NBC show than an FX show.

It's true.  You might need some weed, too.

I never liked CD's in the car.  Fragile little wafers you have to hold by the edges, difficult to handle while driving.  Before MP3s, tapes were great in the car because of their durability.